Sunday, 1 March 2009

Could Maimondies and Rambam be Different People

Rabbi JB Soloveichik was reputed to say:
The Rambam of the Mishneh Torah is not the Rambam of the Moreh Nevuchim.


This led to a computer driven investigation of Rambam's various and sundry works... it tseems that that the Rambam was a physician, philosopher, rabbinical leader and halachic legalist. The idea that a single human being could span 4 careers in a single lifetime made healthy skeptics into sick cynics

Qabbalists have posited the following solution:
That four individuals over four lifetimes shared a single recycled soul. This not only accounts for the multiplicity of talent spread over time it suggests that a greener earth could be had if we only re-cycled like the rambam did

However the anti-mystical rational cynics have come up with documentation and a hypothesis. Thus we have the documentation hypothesis.

Rambam was actually a committee of four whose writings were usually in distinct volumes. And tn order to engage in a grandiose cover-up to hide this fact elements of each can be found in any single document making it difficult to ferret out the truth. The followers of the quadruple theory have delineated the 4 authors as follows:

J E P D

P is for Philosopher. It could have been for Physican, too but that would have been too confusing. So

D was designated for Doctor and covers the medical writings. Now D could have stood for the "Deutoronomist" because the magnum opus after all is the dual Tprah aka Mishneh Torah. In order to avoid such confusion a new letter was sought

E stands for Encyclopaedist and stands for all of the Encyclopaedic writings including Mishneh Torah and Wiki-Torah

Finally the communal leader who wrote epistles both to Yemen and to Yenem as well was designated J.

J is for Jewish leader and is in the mold of Moses Ben Amram, Ben gurion, Ben zakkai and the Chinese Jewish leader Ben-Ching know for his effusive gratitude after consuming General Tso Chicken and Won-Ton Soup.

KT
RRW

2 comments:

Mikewind Dale (Michael Makovi) said...

Hilarious. Thank you.

I also think Rav Hirsch couldn't be one person - look at the size of his Humash and Collected Writings! Add in perushim to Mishlei, Tehillim, Siddur, and 19 Letters and Horeb, he must have written 15,000 pages!

Rabbi R Wolpoe said...

well for the astrologically minded Hirsch was a Gemini. Which means he was a twin! So the workload was spread over the two of them!
RRW