Friday, 2 April 2010

Some Holiday Humour

Originally published 4/2/10, 1:00 pm.
This is simply Cute - albeit Sick - Humour I received over the net

Jewish holidays are for people with illnesses:
  • Purim is for alcoholics
  • Pesach is for OCDs
  • Shavuos is for insomniacs
  • Lag B'omer is for pyromaniacs who weren't satisfied with Chanuka.
  • Tisha B'Av is for manic depressives
  • Rosh Hashana is for people who obsess over dying.
  • Yom Kippur is for anorexics
  • Sukkos is for the homeless
  • Simchas Torah is for those in their happier stages of bipolar
Mi K'Amcha Yisroel!
... and people still wonder why the Jews invented psychology.
Wishing you a happy, kosher Pesach.


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